Keep in Mind

If you go to sleep early, you are bound to wake up early. And earlier than usual means you’ll think to yourself, “Fuck, it’s only 5, I gotta be in at work at 9 and I can’t fall back to sleep.” Then you’re stuck listening to all the stupid morning noises: cars whizzing by in a hurry, gates opening, garbage trucks, people being loud in the kitchen, roosters, dogs, llamas (it could happen), our neighbor who’s a mechanic and turns on 5 cars almost every morning to park them outside (he doesn’t work on Priuses, I’m talking junk cars here), etc… Lesson learned: stay up late watching dumb shit no matter what or pop a tylenol pm or two, otherwise experience ‘Morning FFFUUUUUUUU……’